This guy has way too much time on his hands.
But then, that is what us geeks do -- sit around thinking about how one would make something like this.
But ... isn't is just as easy to do this by hand?
An improvement? A mechanical cookie dunker to go with it :)
As if you needed another reason to yearn for spring.
As the "sports guy" on the staff (I also work for ESPN 96.1) and a golfer myself, I cracked up when I saw this.